i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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