i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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