Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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