So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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