Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All the doctor said was why
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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