The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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