this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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