She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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