Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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