I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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