My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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