you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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