Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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