If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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