Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
accomplished twins. life is a go
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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