fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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