Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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