I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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