Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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