a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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