I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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