Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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