were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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