Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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