I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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