I am in a vortex of obligation.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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