I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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