i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's never too late to be topless.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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