I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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