Porn is love you can see.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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