Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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