I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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