Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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