i think i have herpe
just one?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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