yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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