I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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