Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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