As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?