do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Are we still banned from the library?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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