girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
