Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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