just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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