The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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