Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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