I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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