he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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