talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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