I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
