For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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