Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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