Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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