with your own penis?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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