You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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