I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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